Now I wanna wrestle in the Garden I'm on my way to stardom
I know I'm ready I know I'm great but first I got to get in shape
Cause I got my eye on the Russian Bear gonna tear him up I swear
This guy thinks he's the champion gonna take his belt and beat him
I'm the Crusher King of the Ring
I'm the Crusher King of the Ring
I ready for a match with the Russian Bear gonna piledrive him pull his hair
I might have a foreign object in my trunks I might hafta use on that punk
Got the hardest hold you can put on anyone if you're my victim you're beaten
I'm a lean mean fighting machine powerful and strong like King Kong
I'm the Crusher King of the Ring
I'm the Crusher King of the Ring
Started having second thoughts I was scared as hell
The last thing I wanted was to hear them ring the bell
Or a lump on my head ain't gonna hide under the bed
I'm the Crusher King of the Ring
I'm the Crusher King of the Ring
Got burn and frieze in a headache my knees are shaking I turned a cream cake
I mean the Russian Bear is "Seven for Three", look in his face, is real crazy
Cause they are my running shoes, If I fight this match I know i'll lose
And smells,like mellows in the sun Now I'm going with dress learn
I'm the Crusher King of the Ring
I'm the Crusher King of the Ring
I'm the Crusher