We got the itch You got the scratch Burns, burns, burns like the head of a match You took the front I'll take the back "Oh yeah!", We got the clap We got the clap Can't be beat Got it off the back of a toilet seat You took the front Mind your feet "Oh yeah!" We got the clap We got the itch You got the scratch Burns, burns, burns like the head of a match You took the front We took the back "Oh yeah!" Catch my drift Catch that too Caught it off a buck-tooth prostitute You took the front I took the back "Oh yeah!" We got the clap Can't be beat Got it off the back of a toilet seat You got the clap shake your hips, mind your feet "Oh yeah!" We got the clap