There?s something stuck up in the chimney and I don?t know what it is
But it?s been there all night long.
Well, I waited up for Santa all Christmas night
But he never came and it don?t seem right
That there?s something in the chimney and it doesn?t make a sound
But I wish you a merry Christmas.
verse 2
There?s something stuck up in the chimney and I don?t know what it is
But it?s been there all week long.
Well, the dog keeps barking up the chimney flue
And I don?t know what we?re gonna do
?Cause there?s something in the chimney and it doesn?t move around
And it?s been a week since Christmas.
verse 3
There?s something stuck up in the chimney and I don?t know what it is
But it?s been there all month long.
Well, it?s jammed up tight above the fireplace
And the house smells funny, such a big disgrace
That there?s something in the chimney and it doesn?t talk at all
And it?s been there since last Christmas.
verse 4
There?s something stuck up in the chimney and I don?t know what it is
But it?s been there all year long.
I?ll be waiting up for Santa like I did last year,
But my brother says he?s already here
And he?s stuck up in the chimney and he doesn?t say a word
And he?ll be there every Christmas
And we?ll have him every Christmas!