I may not be Thomas Edison,
I may not even be a doctor of medicine,
But I have an invention that without pretention will surely change mankind
It'll help you if youre in a bind, doesn't matter if youre ugly or fat or smelly or dumb or blind
Why it's the greatest thing this world has ever seen,
The Blowjob Machine
Step right up sir, yes, just stick your willy in there, flip the lever and presto!
It's the greatest thing this world has ever seen,
The Blowjob Machine
Albert Einstein, Tesla, Fowler (?) even old Da Vinci
Have wrestled with creativity
only never to succeed
but mankinds hope will rest its quest at last on account of me
It's the greatest thing this world has ever seen,
The Blowjob Machine
How did you invent this astonishment?
Well I got my creative juices flowin
Got an old vaccuum and stuck my toe in
Precisely adjusted the power of the suck
Drop my trowel (?) and holy fuck!
It's the greatest thing this world has ever seen,
The Blowjob Machine
It's the greatest thing this world has ever seen,
The Blowjob Machine