Verse
Mr. Bourbon and Coke laughs
At all of my jokes when he's drinking
Mr. Martini stares and he
Never shares what he's thinking.
Miss Sexy Red Wine tells me at closing time
That she'll phone me
Mr. Whiskey Shot Glass watches hookers
Walk past when he's lonely.
Chorus
I'm a bartender
I pour the drinkers
Laugh with the sinners
Esus E
And even if they don't remember
I try to make their bar tender.
Verse
I try to make their bar tender.
Guitar Solo
And even if they don't remember
I try to make their bar tender