Yeah, let me tell you the story about Muk Tuk Annie
Who came south to go to school
With a see through blouse and a seal skin mini
Old Annie sure looked cool
She blew into Montreal in the early fall
Like nothing they'd ever seen
With long black hair and reindeer underwear
She weighed about two sixteen
She came a long long way, from Frobisher Bay
People don't ya know now what I mean
She had the boys all cryin on th distant early warning line
Old Muk Tuk Annie could really make the scene
verse 2
She told her teacher that she wanted to dance
She said she wanted to study ballet
But she was four foot six with her mukluks off
And I heard her teacher say
Now I ain't saying Annie that you can't dance
No, I wouldn't want to tell you that
But I got a form here signed in triplicate
Says you gotta learn to drive a Cat
She say " I don't want to learn to cook or sew,
Build boats or drive no cat
Cause I came south to sing and dance
And groovy shit like that
Cause I was Miss Baffin Island beauty queen
For nineteen seventy four
And I spent the whole weekend in Grise Fiord
With the boys beating down my door
She came a long long way from Frobisher Bay
People don't you know now what I mean
She had the boys all crying on that distant early warning line
Old Muk Tuk Annie could really make the scene
verse 3
Well she said " thank you for your truble sir
But I'll make it on my own
And the word spread through the north like wild fire
Big Annie's comin home
She got off the plane with a record player
Ballet slippers on her toes
And she opened up a little groovey club
Where everybody comes and goes
She got old Stompin Tom on the record player
And she serves up good booze and grub
And folks around Baffin island
Say it's better than any old playboy club
You can drink tea ,beer and anti freeze
Til ya fall right off your feet
And there's seal flippers and potatoe chips
When you feel like somthing to eat
She came a long long way to Frobisher Bay
People don't you now what I mean
She had the boys all cryin on the distant early mornin warnin line
Old Muk Tuk Annie could really came the scene
verse 4
Well she packs that joint almost every night
and folks come from miles around
And every night about ten oclock
All the house light are turned way down
And suddenly she on the stage
Wearing that toothless grin
Short fat Annie the goddess of love
And shes gonna do her dance of sin
Well she jumps and she shout and she huffs and she puffs
And does a little bump and grind
And all she wears is the ptarmigan feathers
Scotch taped to her behind
Well she made about a hundred grand last year
Which wasn't to bad at all
And decided to take a little holiday
So she flew down to Montreal
It seem that she ran into her teacher there
You know the one ,she met before
And she gave him a job tending the bar
And takin tickets at her night club door
She came a long long way from Frobisher Bay
People don't you know now what I mean
She had the boys all crying on the distant early warning line
Old Muk Tuk Annie really makes the scene
Let me tell ya now ,Muk Tuk Annie could really make the scene
Let me tell ya now ,Muk Tuk Annie could really make the scene