I was pissed and disorderly again last Friday night
I got thrown out of the pub just after nine
It's not the first time that it's happened
but if I remember right
I think they caught me pissing in the fire
Waltzin' trippin' to the car park, took a short cut
down the lane,
When a fuckin' cat jumped out a rubbish bin.
So I picked the cunt up by the tail and looked him up
and down (and thought)
Fancy throwing away a perfectly good cat like him
But that fuckin' cat's back, now how did he do that
I slammed me foot right up his bum and kicked the cunt
to kingdom come
Now where the fuck did he come from, that fuckin' cat's back
That fucking cat's back
That fucking cat's back
I took all the back streets, going home that night
Cause I didn't wanna end up, in the can
And I'd just turned into my street after stopping at
the lights
When some big prick went and trod all on me hand
But I finally got to my place and tripped arse up on
the lawn
And then I spewed me guts up on the cat
I remember eating peanuts and a crusty pie with sauce
But I'm fucked if I remember eating that
And that fuckin' cat's back, now how did he do that
I slammed me foot right up his bum and kicked the cunt
to kingdom come
Now where the fuck did he come from, that fuckin' cat's back
That fucking cat's back
That fucking cat's back
I slipped in besides my missus, the wrong way up in bed
With my feet up where my head was s'posed to be
I thought her bedsocks were her nightcap and her
kneecaps were her tits
But her rotten breath still smelt the same to me
And I just crashed like that till morning, the wrong
way up in bed
And christ I had the horrors when I woke.
I thought my missus snatch, was that fuckin' cat again
And worse than that some cunt had cut its throat
But that fuckin' cat's back, now how did he do that
I slammed me foot right up his bum and kicked the cunt
to kingdom come
Now where the fuck did he come from, that fuckin' cat's back
That fucking cat's back
That fucking cat's back
OUTRO (slowly)
That Fucking, Cat's, Back! ! !