Bring your own lampshade - somewhere there's a party.
Here, it's never-ending; can't remember when it started.
Pass around the lampshade. There'll be plenty enough room in jail.
If being wrong's a crime, I'm serving forever -
if being strong's your kind, then I need help here with this feather.
If being afraid is a crime, we hang side by side
at the swingin' party down the line.
Pound the prairie pavement, losing proposition,
quittin' school and goin' to work and never goin' fishing
water all around; I never learned how to swim, now.
If being wrong's a crime, I'm serving forever -
if being strong's your kind, then I need help here with this feather.
If being afraid is a crime, we hang side by side
at the swingin' party down the line
at the swingin' party down the line.
Bring your own lampshade - somewhere there's a party.
Here, it's never-ending; can't remember when it started.
Pass around the lampshade. There'll be plenty enough room in jail.
If being wrong's a crime, I'm serving forever -
if being strong is what you want, then I need help here with this feather.
If being afraid is a crime, we hang side by side
at the swingin' party down the line
at the swingin' party down the line.