How do you do, I
See you've met my
faithful handyman.
He's just a little brought down, Be-
cause when you knocked
he thought you were the candyman.
Don't get strung out
by the way I look,
don't judge a book by its cover.
I'm not much of a girl
by the light of day,
but by night I'm one hell of a lover.
I'm just a sweet transvestite from Sensational, Transylvania.
Let me show you around, maybe
play you a sound,
you look like you're both pretty groovy.
Or if you want something visual
that's not too abysmal,
we could take in an old Steve Reeves movie.
Well, you got caught with a flat, well,
how 'bout that?
Well, babies, don't you panic.
By the light of the night,
when it all seems alright,
I'll get you a satanic mechanic.
I'm just a sweet transvestite from Sensational, Transylvania.
Why don't you stay for the night? Night.
Or maybe a bite? Bite.
I could show you my favorite obsession.
I've been making a man
with blond hair and a tan,
and he's good for relieving my tension.
I'm just a sweet transvestite from Sensational, Transylvania.
I'm just a sweet transvestite from Sensational, Transylvania.
So - come up to the lab,
and see what's on the slab,
I see you shiver with antici pation.
But maybe the rain
isn't really to blame,
so I'll remove the cause
HA HA HA, but not the symptom.