Here's a story about Surfer Joe He caught the big one But he let it go There's somebody satisfied With winning Back on the boardwalk There's Moe the Sleaze Sells good things And aims to please He's almost even but He don't mind a handout Come on down For a pleasure cruise We're all going On a pleasure cruise Come on down For a pleasure cruise Plenty of women Plenty of booze Give your ticket To Moe the Sleaze He's the one that's Weak in the knees His pants are baggy But you can see them shaking I'll introduce you to Surfer Joe He may be there I really don't know We can smoke garfong And watch him ride the big one Come on down For a pleasure cruise We're all going On a pleasure cruise Come on down For a pleasure cruise Plenty of women Plenty of booze Instrumental Come on down, come on down Here's a story about Surfer Joe He caught the big one But he let it go There's somebody satisfied With winning Outro Here's a story about Surfer Joe He caught the big one But he let it go There's somebody satisfied With winning