Here's a story about Surfer Joe
He caught the big one
But he let it go
There's somebody satisfied
With winning
Back on the boardwalk
There's Moe the Sleaze
Sells good things
And aims to please
He's almost even but
He don't mind a handout
Come on down
For a pleasure cruise
We're all going
On a pleasure cruise
Come on down
For a pleasure cruise
Plenty of women
Plenty of booze
Give your ticket
To Moe the Sleaze
He's the one that's
Weak in the knees
His pants are baggy
But you can see them shaking
I'll introduce you to Surfer Joe
He may be there
I really don't know
We can smoke garfong
And watch him ride the big one
Come on down
For a pleasure cruise
We're all going
On a pleasure cruise
Come on down
For a pleasure cruise
Plenty of women
Plenty of booze
Instrumental
Come on down, come on down
Here's a story about Surfer Joe
He caught the big one
But he let it go
There's somebody satisfied
With winning
Outro
Here's a story about Surfer Joe
He caught the big one
But he let it go
There's somebody satisfied
With winning
