I'm tired of hearing your voice on my answering machine
it seems like you've forgotten all the things you did to me
Well you get drunk and lonely and start sayin I love you
Your the one who walked away so here's what you can do
Chorus
Put it in the sunday paper write on a billboard on the street
Sell it on a sixty second infomercial on tv
Tell it to your dog when you walkin
Tell it to the clerk at the grocery store
Put in the sunday paper I don't want hear it anymore
verse 2
Well you said that you needed space
So why do you keep crowding me
why you drivin by my house
you know this ain't your street
Well I got the phone number
If you wanna place an ad or two
Well they got friendly operators
who'd gladly assist you
Chorus
So put it in the sunday paper write on a billboard on the street
Sell it on a sixty second infomercial on tv
Tell it to your dog when you walkin
Tell it to the clerk at the grocery store
Put in the sunday paper I don't want hear it anymore
Bridge
Well you go so much time on your hands
then give it to charity
put in a melody, sing at the opry
Just stop bugging me
Put it in the sky in writin'
or on a scoreboard at a football game
write it with a sharpie on your forehead
then walk around for days
Tell it to you nosey neighbor
and it mail it up to your front door
Put it in the sunday paper
I don't wanna hear it anymore
Chorus
So put it in the sunday paper write on a billboard on the street
Sell it on a sixty second infomercial on tv
Tell it to your dog when you walkin
Tell it to the clerk at the grocery store
Put in the sunday paper I don't want hear it anymore
Put in the sunday paper I don't want hear it anymore