Well I don't know why I came here tonight.
I've got a feelin' that somethin' ain't right.
I'm so scared I might just fall outta my chair
And I'm wonderin' how I'll get down the stairs.
Clowns to the left of me, jokers to right,
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you
Yes I'm stuck in the middle with you
It's so hard to keep this smile from my face,
It keeps showin' up all over the place.
Well there's clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right,
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you.
Well you started out with nothin'
And you found that you're a selfish man.
And your friends they all keep callin'
And they slap you on the back and say
"hee hee hee hee hee, hee hee hee hee hee"
Tryin' to make some sense of it all,
I can see it makes no sense at all.
Is it cool to go to sleep on the floor?
I don't think that I can take anymore.
Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right,
Here I am stuck in the middle with you.
- Repeat Chorus -
Well I don't know why I came here tonight.
I got to feelin' that somethin' ain't right.
I'm so scared incase I fall outta my chair
And I'm wonderin' how to get down the stairs.
Well there's clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right,
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you.
Yes I'm stuck in the middle with you