Well you see my beard
And you think that I'm a lazy slob
Yeah you see my beard
And you think that I don't have a Job (Don't have a job)
And you're right
And you're right
I don't have a job
(Don't have a job)
I don't have a job
(Don't have a job)
I do have a beard
(Do have a beard)
But I don't have a job
(Don't have a job)
Well you see my beard
And think I mustn?t live decently
Yeah you see my beard
And you assume that I haven?t showered recently
And you're right
As it happens you're right
I haven?t showered recently
(Haven?t showered recently)
I haven?t showered recently
(You don't have a job)
I don't have a job
(You don't have a job)
I do have a beard
(But you don't have a job)
I've been spending my days stroking my beard
I've been spending my days stroking my beard
I've been spending my days stroking my beard
I've been spending my days stroking my beard
Well you see my beard
And you think that I look like a thug
Yeah you see my beard
And you decide that I must be on drugs
And you're right
On this occasion you're right
I am on drugs
(You are on drugs)
I am on drugs
(You don't have a job)
I haven?t showered recently
(Haven?t showered recently)
I don't have a job
(You should get a job)
I've been spending my days stroking my beard
I've been spending my days stroking my beard
I've been spending my days stroking my beard
I've been spending my days stroking my beard
(You don't have a job)
I don't have a job
(you don't have a job)
I haven't showered recently
(Haven't showered recently)
I am on drugs
(Stop taking drugs)
I've been spending my days
(spending your days)
Just stroking my beard
(You are on drugs)
My beard feels really nice
(That's cause you're on drugs)
I am on drugs
(Stop being on drugs and get a job)
I have a beard
Beards