Lyrics of
Straight To Video

Whoa
Whoa
She text messaged me on the phone,
In capital letters, wanting time on her own.
I don't mean to seem out of line,
But it seemed like everything was going just fine.
Times were changing and rearranging.
I never thought that I could go from first to worst.
She took me straight to video,
Last year's model with a broken stereo. (Woah)
New Sensation just past expiration.
Never has a has-been been so low.
Oh, no. So low.
(Woah)
Oh, no.
(Woah)
You took me to your new boyfriend's show,
Dance rock darlings of the week, oh, no.
I told you that I wanted to go.
All the dudes were wearing make-up, man, I guess I didn't know.
Things were changing and rearranging.
I never thought that I could go from first to cursed.
She took me straight to video,
Last year's model with a broken stereo. (Woah)
New Sensation just past expiration.
Never has a has-been been so low.
Oh, no. So low.
(Woah)
Oh, no.
(Woah)
So what's that guy doing with your heart?
Is he the next contestant on "Tear Us Apart?"
I guess I'm the lowest bidder.
I'm not bitter. I'm just better so don't bother to rewind.
She took me straight to video,
Last year's model with a busted up stereo.
New Sensation just past expiration.
Never has a has-been been so low.
She took me straight to video,
Last year's model with a broken stereo. (Woah)
New Sensation just past expiration.
Never has a has-been been so low.
Oh, no. So low.
(Woah)
Oh, no. So low.
(Woah)
Oh, no. So low.
(Woah)
Oh, no.
(Woah)