Ever since you said goodbye, I've had a reputation
I'm not drinking on the sly, I'm the star attraction
Every morning I wake up, Fill my cup and listen bitterly
To stories of me
They say a man is going 'round, he looks a lot like me
They say that man is going down, it's looking pretty likely
Every morning he wakes, fills his cup and listens shamefully
To stories of me
Everybody come on down, set 'em up and pass 'em round
We're all here for a drowning
I was down at Baker's Hall, I heard somebody talking
That's the last thing I recall, then my mind went walking
I woke up with a heavy head, on a hard bed trying to believe
These stories of me
Yeah I woke up in a stranger's bed, wondering about the things she said to me
These stories of me