verse 1
Weatherman said, "It's 105"
Is it global warming, I'm trying to decide
Little stuff like that will make you stop and drink
Is there life on Mars, the question begs
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
Little stuff like that will make you stop and drink
It'll make you stop and go inside of your favorite bar
And sit a while on a tall bar stool, think and think and think
No, you don't need a big excuse to pop a top and cut it loose
Little stuff like that will make you stop and drink
verse 2
Well, I recall a buddy of mine
He dropped dead when he was only 49
Little stuff like that will make you stop and drink
He left all his money behind
His best friend married his widow wife
Little stuff like that will make you stop and drink
It'll make you stop and go inside of your favorite bar
And sit a while on a tall bar stool, and think and think and think
No, you don't need a big excuse to pop a top and cut it loose
Little stuff like that will make you stop and drink
Instrumental
verse 3
You know the common man can't get a break
Wall Street cheats and guess who pays?
Little stuff like that will make you stop and drink
You're headed home, the work day is done
Neon sign flashing 2-for-1
Little stuff like that will make you stop and drink
Oh, it'll make you stop and go inside of your favorite bar
And sit a while on a tall bar stool, and think and think and think
No, you don't need a big excuse to pop a top and cut it loose
Little stuff like that will make you stop and drink
Yeah, little stuff like that will make you stop and drink
Outro
Ooh, yeah man, pull it over here boys I need a drink