Spend Christmas Day with me
Of all the places in the world you choose to be
If you're here early we'll go out and find a tree
I'm sharpening the axe
We'll drag it home behind us for to cover up our tracks
(Less free)
Spend Christmas Day with me
What else would you do, there couldn't possibly
Be anything worth watching on TV
You know there never is
Just children's choirs
And candle fires
And other Yuletide fizz
(Interlude - Verse Chords)
I've never seen snow
This side of Celsius is all I'll ever know
We're just happy for the slightest breeze to blow
And wind up teeth a-chatter
Everyone's drunk by 12 O'Clock, by then it doesn't matter
Complete my confusion
In the Shopping Centre
I'll meet you at the Santa
And we'll run
And point our Ray-Guns at the Pagans
(Verse Chords)
Spend Christmas Day with me
Now that you're far from home and living family
Maybe it's just as you imagined it to be
You ever needed proof
These paper walls could never hold the reindeer on the roof
Spend Christmas Day with me
Spend Christmas Day with me
Spend Christmas Day with me