Spam in the place where I live, ham and pork
Think about nutrition, wonder what's inside it now
Spam in my luchbox at work, it's the best
Really makes a darn good sandwitch any way you slice it at all
If you're running low, go to the store
Carry some money to help you buy more
The tab is there to open the can
The can is there to hold in the spam, oh
Spam on the table at home, ham and pork
Think about selection, are there different flavors now?
Spam in my office at work, it's the best
Think about the stuff its made from, wonder if it's some kind of meat
If you need a spoon, keep one around
Carry a thermos to help wash it down
Now, if there's some left, don't just throw it out
Use it for spackle or bathroom grout, now
Spam in my pantry at home, have some more
Think of expiration, better read the lable, now
Spam, breakfast, dinner, or lunch, it's the best
Think about how it's been precooked, wonder if I'll just eat it cold
Once you start in, you can't put it down
Don't leave it sitting or it'll turn brown
The key is going to open the tin
The tin is there to keep the spam in
Oh, spam (spam!) ham and pork
Think about nutrition, wonder what's inside it now
Oh, spam (spam!) its the best
Really makes a darn good sandwitch any way you slice it
Spam in the place where I live, have some more
Think about addiction, wonder if I'm a junkie now
Spam in the place where I work, you're obsessed
Think about the way it's processed, wonder if it's some kind of meat
Spam in the back of my car, ham and pork
Spam any place that you are, ham and pork
Spam any place that you are, ham and pork
Spam any place that you are, ham and pork, spam, oh spam