Well I was thumbing through the channels
And I saw a sight to see
A so called country singer
There singing on MTV
Then I began to think
Had she ever heard of Hank
Had she ever been to Texas where Bob Wills is still the king
From the Houston rodeo
To any old dancehall
All the cowboys and cowgirls
Know how to have a ball
And every night they tip a toast
To the Lonestar State
Where the women are so fine and the music is so great
Cause I wanna two-step to a real dancehall swinger
Don?t wanna see no wannabe country western singer
Don?t call it country unless you can prove it
I want something with a swing to it
Well it?s a Texas thing y?all
So if you don?t understand
Just drop what you?re doing
Get here as quick as you can
I?d even stop in Oklahoma
If it was up to me
Cause when it comes to country there ain?t none like Gary P.
(Chorus)
That hip-hop rap and boy-band crap is for the squirrels in
San Francisco
Yeah Nashville?s making music that sounds like a dadgum
disco
Don?t call it country unless you can prove it
I want something with a swing to it