Bitch, where the fuck were you Tuesday? With who you say?
I wasn't at the studio! Bitch, what'd you do, screw Dre?
You went there looking for me? Uh, that excuse is too lame
Keep playing me, you're gonna end up with a huge goose egg
You fake lying slut, you never told me you knew drake
Que Lupe? You want to lose two legs?
You try to flip this on me?
If I spent more time with you, you say
Ok yeah, I’m coo-coo, hey? Well, screw you
And I’d be the third person who screwed you today
Oh, four? Dre, Drake, Lupe? Uh, touche
You were too two-faced for me
Thought you was my number one true Blue Ace, but you ain't
And I can see you, and you make that little boo-boo face
Cause I'm hanging up this phone, boo you make my fucking blutooth ache
You feeling blue too late
You make me wanna smurfing puke blue kool aid
Here's what you say to someone you hate
My life'd be so much better
If you just dropped dead (dead)
I was laying in bed last night thinking
And this thought just popped in my head
And I thought wouldn't shit just be a lot easier
If you dropped dead (dead)
I would feel so (so)
Much (much)
Better (better)
Think I just relapsed, this bitch pushed me over the brink
Hop on the freeway, trying to get some time alone and just think
Then the cops pulled me over, but they let me go
Cause I told them I’m only driving drunk, cause that bitch drove me to drink
I'm back on my fuck hoes, but a whole new hatred for blondes
But bias? I hate all bitches the same, baby come on
Excuse the pun
But bitch you're such a broad statement
And I'm channeling my anger through every single station it's on
Cause a woman broke my he-art, I say he-art
Cause you ripped it in two pa-arts, and threw it in the garbage
Who do you think you are?
Bitch guess it's time for me to get the dust off, and pick myself up off the carpet
But I'll never say the L-word again
I la-la-la-la
Lesbian!
Ah!
I hope you hear this song and go into a cardiac arrest
My life would be so much better if you just
My life'd be so much better
If you just dropped dead (dead)
I was laying in bed last night thinking
And this thought just popped in my head
And I thought Wouldn't shit just be a lot easier
If you dropped dead (dead)
I would feel so (so)
Much (much)
Better (better)
Cause you told me
You'd love me
Forever
Bitch, that was a lie
Now I never
Wanted someone to die
So bad in my fucking life
But fuck it, there’s other fish in the sea
And I'mma have a whale of a time
Being a single sailor for the night
Bitch, on a scale of 1 to 10, shit
I must be the holy grail of catches
Hoe, I got an oscar attached to my fucking name (great)
I might hit the club, find a chick that's tailor, made for me
Say fuck it, kick some shots back, get hammered and nail her
These bitches tryna get attached, but they're failing
To latch onto the tail
Of my bumper to scratch them with the back of my trailer
Like I'm itching to get hitched yeah, I'm rich as a bitch
But bitches ain't shit, and I'd rather leave a bitch in a ditch
Bitch, you complain when you listen to this
But you still throw yourself at me, that's what I call pitching a bitch
That's why I'm swinging at this chicks on sight
Long as I got a bat and two balls it's foul, but my dick's on strike
So all that love, shit, is null and void
Bitch I'm a droid
I avoid cupid stupid, if it wasn't for blowjobs you'd be unemployed
Oi, oi, oi
Man, oh, man
You boy, boy, boys getting sick at these girls, girls, girls
Oink, oink, oink, you fucking pigs, all you good boys doink, doink, doink
I got ninety nine problems and the bitch ain't one
She's all ninety nine of them, I need a machine gun
I take 'em all out
I hope you hear this song
And go into a cardiac arrest, have a heart attack
And just drop dead
And I'mma throw a fucking party after this, cause yes!
My life'd be so much better
If you just dropped dead (I hate you!)
I was laying in bed last night thinking
And this thought just popped in my head (you made me this way!)
And I thought Wouldn't shit just be a lot easier
If you dropped dead (dead)
I would feel so (so)
Much (much)
Better (better)
I'm just playing bitch, you know I love you