She's a cranky old critter
She's bitter, we warn ya
She lives in a tree house
In Burbank, California
Along with her nephew
He says spew, he's cheerful
When his aunt starts to rant
She gives him an earful
She's grumpy, he's happy
It's generation-gappy
Take a whirl with the squirrels
Skippy and Slappy
Oh put a sock in it
That's my Aunt Slappy