And the sign says long haired freaky people need not apply
So I tuck my hair under my hat and I went in to ask him why
He said you look like a fine outstanding young man, I think you'll do
So I took off my cap and said imagine that, me working for you
CHORUS
Signs, signs, everywhere signs
Fuckin' up the scenery, messin' my mind
Do this, don't do that
Can't you read the sign?