verse 1
I was walking down the street one day
And my mind was in a slide
When this well-dressed, all-dressed, hot dog said
?French fries on the side?
He was golden brown and about six feet long
His bun was toasted fast
As he turned away, he did remark
?Frankfurts built to last?
Well, my momma didn?t tell me
And my poppa didn?t say
This world?s a busy place
And time just wastes away
Brother didn?t happen
And sister never stayed
Momma hardly opened
And Poppa never played
verse 2
There was a Chevrolet sitting on the couch
With a Cadillac ready to toot
After drinks and conversation too
?Bout the meaning of inner need
Said, you?re a man for real, Yes, it?s a deal
Satisfaction?s guaranteed
Well, my momma didn?t tell me
And my poppa didn?t say
This world?s a busy place
And time just wastes away
Brother didn?t happen
And sister never stayed
Momma hardly opened
And Poppa never played
Instrumental
Well, my momma didn?t tell me
And my poppa didn?t say
This world?s a busy place
And time just wastes away
Brother didn?t happen
And sister never stayed
Momma hardly opened
And Poppa never played
verse 3
When the door swung open to a fruit of the loom
Screaming, ?Smoke me to the moon?
He was a xenophobe with a .38
Besides a ruptured spleen
But I kept my cool, as he slowly drooled
Only Brand X cleans to clean
Well, my momma didn?t tell me
And my poppa didn?t say
This world?s a busy place
And time just wastes away
Brother didn?t happen
And sister never stayed
Momma hardly opened
And Pappa never played