We're the Never Evers, a group of brave adventurers
Heading into the dungeon of the mad mage
We've got swords and spells and armor on our backs
As we journey deep into the unknown
We're the Never Evers, we don't know what we'll find
But we're ready for whatever comes our way
We'll fight and we'll conquer, or we'll die trying
We are the Never Evers, on our way
The air is thick with danger as we descend
Into the depths of the mad mage's lair
We've faced monsters and traps and all kinds of foes
But nothing could prepare us for what's down there
We're the Never Evers, we don't know what we'll find
But we're ready for whatever comes our way
We'll fight and we'll conquer, or we'll die trying
We are the Never Evers, on our way
But as we enter the final chamber
We're faced with a horde of mind flayers
Their tentacles writhing, their psionic power surging
We stand no chance, as they devour us whole
We were the Never Evers, a group of brave adventurers
But in the end, all were claimed except for one
We gave it our all, but it was not enough
Rest in peace, Never Evers, heroes one and all