Oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh
Mum and Dad, I met a girl, she's got great teeth and she's marrying me
And she's a great cook, she's about to finish writing her fifth book
Mum and dad, she paints as well, she wrote her own theory of relativity
It's better than Einstein's, oh and she's all mine
Mum and dad, I love her more, than I've ever loved anything, and you should hear her sing,
she's got a record deal, and if she leaves me I won't heal
Mum and dad, she found a way, to put an end to global warming, during our breakfast just
this morning
She's getting a Nobel Prize, she's the best damn woman alive
an 2nd fret E shape barre chord it will fit in with the bass better)
And she doesn't mind the oh, oh, oh, she doesn't mind the
She doesn't mind the oh, oh, oh, she doesn't mind the
She says she doesn't mind the oh, oh, oh, she doesn't mind the
She doesn't mind the oh, oh, oh, she doesn't mind the
She doesn't mind the oh, oh, oh, she doesn't mind the
Mum and dad, I met a girl, she says she's gunna be my wife and complete my life
She's got a science degree, we fell in love at university
Mum and dad, this one's got brains, and she's so damn smart, knows Shakespeare off by heart
Her dad's a doctor, so glad I got her
Mum and dad, she's an active member of Greenpeace
She's from an educated home, and she plays the trombone
Makes my heart tingle, she's trilingual
Mum and dad, she's curing cancer, and you can meet next week
She's coming down to make a speech on stem cells, I think the wedding is gunna go well
And she doesn't mind the oh, oh, oh, she doesn't mind the
She doesn't mind the oh, oh, oh, she doesn't mind the
She says she doesn't mind the oh, oh, oh, she doesn't mind the
She doesn't mind the oh, oh, oh, she doesn't mind the
She doesn't mind the oh, oh, oh, she doesn't mind the
Guitar Solo (same chords as chorus)