Well, there once was a man
And that man had a Beard
He shaved off his Beard
And now he's dead!
And there once was a girl
And her husband had a Beard
She asked him to shave It often
And now she's dead!
Now she's dead! (Now she's dead!)
Now she's dead! (Now she's dead!)
Now he's dead!
Now he's dead!
Now they're dead! (Now they're dead!)
Now they're dead! (Now they're dead!)
Grow up Beard or you'll be dead!
Well the Girl and the Man,
they each had a funeral,
the people who attended are nowdead.
So the grave digger came,
to bury the bodies,
and he had a beard and cant be killed.
Can't be killed! (Can't be killed!)
Can't be killed! (Can't be killed!)
Had a Beard
Can't be killed!
Can't be killed! (Can't be killed!)
Can't be killed! (Can't be killed!)
Have a Beard and can't be killed!
Well, there once was a man
And his name was Daren Hitch
He shaved off his Beard
And now he's shit!
Now he's shit! (Now he's shit!)
Now he's shit! (Now he's shit!)
Now he's shit!
Now he's shit!
Now he's shit! (Now he's shit!)
Hitch is shit! (Hitch is shit!)
Shaved off his Beard and now he's shit!