I probably shouldn't say this
Because my friends think that I'm weird
But everytime I say: I love you
They remind me you can't hear
It's because you're cardboard. I'm always ignored
But you feel so real to me. Why can't they see.
And you're still standing in the same way
Just how I left you yesterday,
Against the wal, don't fall
(refrão 1)
The 7 things I hate about you
The 7 things I hate about you (oh you)
You're fake, you break, you are not real
If only I had something to feel
You are 2D with no back side
You cost me quite a lot to buy
My friends are jerks
They make fun of us, just know it hurts
I wanna be with the real Miley
And the 7th thing I hate the most about you
You make cardboard look cute
It's awkward and it's silent
Because cardboard cannot speak
I wonder what you think about
When you smile and stare at me
Dood are you serious?! You're delirious?
She is cardboard, she can't hear us (YES I CAN)
Dood oh my god did she just talk?!
She's been real all along!
Say something again!
(DAVE NEVER TOUCH ME AGAIN!)
(refrão 2)
You're fake, you break, you are not real
If only I had something to feel
You are 2D with no back side
You cost me quite a lot to buy
My friends are jerks
They make fun of us, just know it hurts
I wanna be with the real Miley
And the 7th thing I hate the most about you
You make cardboard look cute
Compared to all the great things
That would take too long to write
I probably should mention
The 7 that I like
(refrão 2)
Your hair, your eye, cardboard Levis
And when we kiss, you're hypnotized
You let me do, whatever I want
I can't wait till Chris is gone!
We never fight when I hold you tight
Ow! A splinter!
Ohhh it's alright!
I wanna be with the real Miley
And the 7th thing i like the most about you
You make cardboard look cute