As I went home on monday night, as drunk as drunk could be
I saw a horse outside the door, where my own horse should be
Who owns that horse outside the door, where my own horse should be?"
Ha! You're drunk, you're drunk. You silly old fool. Still you cannot see
Thats a lovely sow that me mother sent to me
Well many a days I traveled a hundred miles or more
But I sow with a saddle on, I never seen before
And as I went home on Tuesday night as drunk as drunk could be
