Well I don't think it'll work
Were the last words she ever heard
Before she fell into the arms of foxy Phil
And it would've been all right
If she hadn't stayed the night
Or she'd thought about the morning after pill
verse 2
And she's trying to do the right thing
Yeah she's trying hard to think
But she isn't getting further than the lonely kitchen sink
He switches on the telly
And he's watching ITV
While she washes up the dishes
That she used to make his tea
Pre-Chorus
But it won't be long
Until she raises a smile
Just for Jeremy Kyle
And the whole world stares at you
Can't you see she's coming through
No she don't belong to you
You made her make up run
She's saved by a chatshow
He kissed her sister so she says
He's had far too many lays
But she's breaking out
She's saved by a chatshow
Instrumental
verse 3
Well Phil is down the snooker and he's polishing his cue
While she's singing lullabies thinks can I see this through
Well Phil he's potted everything
He's had a right good night
But he's downed a few too many
So it's home to start a fight
Pre-Chorus
But it won't be long
Until she raises a smile
Just for Jeremy Kyle
And the whole world stares at you
Can't you see she's coming through
No she don't belong to you
You made her make up run
She's saved by a chatshow
He kissed her sister so she says
He's had far too many lays
But she's breaking out
She's saved by a chatshow
Bridge
Saved by a chatshow
Saved by a chatshow
Saved by a chatshow
Saved by a chatshow
Saved by a chatshow
Saved by a chatshow
Saved by a chatshow
Can't you see she's coming through
No she don't belong to you
You made her make up run
She's saved by a chatshow
He kissed her sister so she says
He's had far too many lays
But she's breaking out
She's saved by a chatshow