Me and Yates, an Army buddy of mine
We?re doing three years in Germany at the time
We came upon these Frauleins in a bar
Yates said, "Darf Ich sie begleiten?"; they said, "Ya."
(And "Darf Ich sie begleiten?" means, "Can we sit with you all?")
Oh, we must have drunk ten quarts of German beer
Next thing I knew he had a switchblade knife
Lord, I didn't know that Fraulein was his wife