My life is like a runaway horse pullin' a wagon of hay
No one's got control so i let the lines go and try to stay out of the way
I try to live pure but it's just no use today
'Cause I watched T.V. said goddamn but at least I'm not gay
I drove a pickup to church not my buggy and i didn't stay
Had sex with a donkey not my wife and I know I'm gonna pay
Chorus
I got drunk last night, I'm going to hell even if i pray
Even if I promise to change God won't listen to a word i say
I burned down my barn to collect insurance in the month of may
I can't keep from sinning I'm begging to love it and it's not OK
Chorus (twice)