Leave your guns out in your truck Come on in and sit down and buck up to the
bar and help us sing along We dont shoot no guns in this honky tonk
Buy the guitar band a beer this place aint no place for a Queer we dont play
that shit around here, hell we just dont no sir we like boy/girl sex in this
honky tonk
and in this honky tonk we got us a juke box in the back
we got every beer you can think of here and every liquor from jim to jack
you can smoke a joint in the bathroom hell just be sure you dont get caught
cause we dont pay no bail in this honky tonk