Now somewhere in the black hills of Dakota
There lived a young boy named Rocky Raccoon
one day his woman ran off with another guy
hit young Rocky in the eye
Rocky didn't like that
he said I'm a gonna get that boy
So one day he walked into town
and booked himself a room
in the local saloon
verse 2
Rocky Racoon checked into his room
only to find Gideon's Bible
Now Rocky had come equipped with a gun
to shoot off the legs of his rival
His rival it seems had broken his dreams
by stealing the girl of his fancy
Her name was McGill but she called herself Lil'
but everyone knew her as Nancy
Now she and her man who called himself Dan
were in the next room at the hoedown
verse 3
Now Rocky burst in and grinning a grin
he said Danny boy this is a showdown
Ahh But Daniel was hot he drew first and shot
and Rocky collapsed in the corner
Na na na na na na na na
verse 4
Now the doctor came in
and he was stinking of gin
and proceeded to lie on the table
He said Rock you met your match
And he said Doc it's only a scratch
And I'll be better
I'll be better Doc just as soon as I'm able
Verse 5
Now Rocky Raccoon he went back in his room
only to find Gideon's bible
Now Gideon checked out and he left it no doubt
to help with poor Rocky's revival
Na na na na na na na na