Everything is better with a butt flap
It's comical yet functional you can pull it down and give a slap
Everything is better with a butt flap
And it really comes in handy when you crap
Verse 1
A buttflap on a onesey is my idea of cool
Although some people would say it makes me look like a fool
I'll argue to the death that they totally rule
No need to pull down your pants when you gotta unload some stool
Everything is better with a butt flap
It's comical yet functional you can pull it down and give a slap
Everything is better with a butt flap
And it really comes in handy when you crap
Verse 2
Butt flaps they come in all sizes and shapes
When you pull it down it looks like your ass is wearing a cape
Leave it that way and you will surely see some people gape
But some people may see an advertsement for rape
Everything is better with a butt flap
It's comical yet functional you can pull it down and give a slap
Everything is better with a butt flap
And it really comes in handy when you crap
Verse 3
Butt flaps are perfect if you wanna fuck a girl
Just undo the ties and give her a whirl
Enjoying the sensation as the whole world around you twirls
A butt flap you see is even better than a string of pearls
Everything is better with a butt flap
It's comical yet functional you can pull it down and give a slap
Everything is better with a butt flap
And it really comes in handy when you crap
Verse 4
I'll put butt flaps on everything
Think it'd be great to see one on a king
Or on one of those great big orange pumpkin things
Just pictured a butt flap on a bird flapping it's wings
Butt flaps make me wanna sing
And sound the bells ring a ding ding ting
What about a butt flap attached by springs
See all the joy that butt flaps bring
Everything is better with a butt flap
It's comical yet functional you can pull it down and give a slap
Everything is better with a butt flap
And it really comes in handy when you crap
Everything is better with a butt flap
It's comical yet functional you can pull it down and give a slap
Everything is better with a butt flap
And it really comes in handy when you crap