Capo on the 3rd
I met a girl a few weeks ago
(Bb)
When she's around I feel my heart beat
Down in the very depths of my soul
So c-c-c-c-c'mon Ninja Brian pack your bags
(Bb)
'Cause if this girl and I go on one more date
We'll start a meaningful relationship
FUCK THAT! WOOOOO!!!
Letâ??s hit the road
I was so close to personal growth
So California here I come
I wanna bone across the nation
Let's bust a load of summer fun!
I porked most of New York
(Bb)
I slapped my groin on Des Moines
(C)
Weâ??re only halfway through Day Four
(Bb)
Bust coconuts on Miami
I gave some penix to Phoenix
(C)
So hard they felt it in L.A.
TAKE THAT! YEAH!!!
Now here we are in California
These girls are hot
And Brian bought us a new yacht
(Gm)
Let's raise the sail for a gonadventure
This boner quest has just begun!
I left 'em smitten in Britain
And had sex so hard with Lima it landed in Argentina
Then things got beejy in Fiji
I had a four-way in Norway and started breedin' with Sweden
New Zealand got a blast of my semen
I did some butt stuff with Russians until they got a concussion
I Banged-ladesh!
Now there's only one way to keep things fresh, 'cause
I've conquered Earth
It is time to move on!
Let's take a rocket
Find some hot alien sluts
(Gm)
No time for spacesuits
I am way too horny!
Let's show this galaxy what's - HAUKKKKKKKKK