When big lary came 'round just to put him down
Spongebob turned into a clown
And no girl ever wants to dance
With a fool who went and ripped his pants
I know i shouldn't mope around,
I shouldn't curse
But the pain feels so much worse
Cause windin up with no one is a lot less fun
Then a burn from the sun
Or sand in your buns
Now i learned a lesson i won't soon forget
So listen and you won't regret
Be true to yourself
Don't miss your chance
And you won't end up like the fool who ripped his paaants