I work so hard to make it to the league
blood and sweat and a hernia a lockout stint in Slovenia
now here I am playing for the cup
but I keep getting stuck in the ol' sin bin
cause of this stupid rule that they made up
Puck over glass hey ref kiss my a-a-a
another delay of game tarnishing my name
puck over glass hey ref kiss my a-a-a
another delay of game tarnishing my name
We're tied at 2 in the third and the crowd is going nuts
the puck's in my corner I got it Guy
but I flicked it a little too forcefully
now his arms in the air and I'm going to the box
the coach and the fans are cursing my name they score on the powerplay we
loose the game Oh Lord!
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