Lyrics of
Pretzel Logic

I would love to tour the Southland in a travelling minstrel show
Yes I?d love to tour the Southland in a travelling minstrel show
Yes I?m dying to be a star and make them laugh
Sound just like a record on a phonograph
These days are gone forever, over a long time ago, oh yeah
I have never met Napoleon, but I plan to find the time
I stand up on the platform
The man gives me the news
He said you must be joking son
Where did you get those shoes
Where did you get those shoes
Well I?ve seen ?em on the TV the movie shows