Well my Old John deer finally broke down
Used it everyday drove it into the ground
so i went to get a new one way uptown
but I was out of luck cause they were all out
so i found a used tractor on craigs list
there was no picture but i couldnt resist
seemed like a good deal but now i regret it if you wanna know why go take a look at it
I got stuck with a pretty pink tractor
go take a peek its out in the pasture
People make fun but it dont matter drives real loud so you cant hear the laughter
makes a sweet sound when you turn on a corner
flowery canopy when it gets warmer
when i think about i just get madder
I got stuck with a pretty pink tractor
just when I thought it couldn't get no worse
my daddy came by Sunday after church
he said son don't you listen to them big mouthed jerks
and if people make fun hit 'em with your purse
take em on a ride on your pretty pink tractor
Gonna take a picture, wanna show my pastor
sure all the family will want to take a gander
so I'm gonna show em your pretty pink tractor
tella tubby cover on the seat
it's like a redneck sesame street
whoa yeah!
Plays real soft when you turn on the corner
barbie would drive it if she was a farmer
when i think about it I just get madder
i got stuck with a pretty pink tractor
think I'll go to town
and trade it in for green or brown
who want's my pretty pink tractor?