Lyrics of
Pretending To Be Drunk

That is what I had intended, pretending to be drunk
A little change in character, pretending to be drunk
You think I am weak and feeble, You think I'm a bore
When you drag me to a party soon I'm out the door
Next time I'll portray a suave sophisticated hunk
That is what I had intended, pretending to be drunk
That is what I had intended, pretending to be drunk
A bit of "I have lived and loved", I'm pretending to be drunk