I fell in love in the portapotty line
In the parking lot of some show.
She was dancing round, clutching herself.
She was waiting for her turn to go.
(Verse 1)
Her dreadlocks swung down like those shiny golden chains,
and she looked to be strong and brave.
My nose was filled with the bouquet of petula oil.
It looks like that she had never shaved.
(Verse 2)
Well I knew right away that I was in love.
That she was the one for me.
Well I could not tell if she felt the same way,
But I know that she had to pee.
(Chorus)
The sunlight shone bright through the sundress she wore,
and reflected off the ring in her nose.
Her ankle bells jingled as she danced around
I felt proud of the line I had chose.
Then all of a sudden she could not take it no more
on that portapotty she wailed and she banged.
And as she started tipping it back and forth,
Well I just raised my head and I sang.
(Chorus)
That pretty little vacant sign showed her face,
as she flew right in like peter pan.
I wanted to be there when she was done,
so I went and I peed behind the van.
Well I did not realize just how much had been drunk.
I stood there for the length of the song.
Well I zipped up, went back to that portapotty
my sweet little lover was gone.
(Chorus)
She was dancing round, clutching herself.
She was waiting for her turn to go.