I don't care if it Rains or freezes
As long as I've got my Plastic Jesus
Ridin' on the dashboard Of my car
Through my trials And tribulations
And my travels Through the nation
With my plastic Jesus I'll go far
Ridin' down the thoroughfare With a nose up in the air
A wreck may be ahead But he don't mind
Trouble comin' He don't see He just keeps his eye on me
And any other thing that lies behind
With my plastic Jesus Goodbye and I'll go far
I said with my plastic Jesus Sitting on the dashboard of my car
When I'm in a traffic jam He don't care if I say damn
Ican let all my curses roll
'Cos Jesus' plastic doesn't hear 'Cos he has a plastic ear
The man who invented plastic Saved my soul
With my plastic Jesus Goodbye and I'll go far
I said with my plastic Jesus Sitting on the dashboard of my car
An if I weave around at night Policemen think I'm very tight
They never find my bottle Though they ask
'Cos plastic Jesus shelters me For his head comes off you see
He's hollow and I use him like a flask
Woa Woa Woa
I don't care if it's dark or scary Long as I got magnetic Mary
Ridin' on the dashboard of my car
I feel that I'm protected amply
I've got the love of the whole damn family Ridin' on the dashboard of my car
With my plastic Jesus I said goodbye And I'll go far
And I said with my plastic Jesus I said sittin' on the dashboard of my car
When I'm goin' fornicatin' I've got my ceramic Satan
Sittin' on the dashboard of my car
Women know I'm on the level
Thanks to the wide-eyed stoneware devil
Sneerin' from the dashboard of my car