'Cos it's the pick of destiny, child,
You know it will be rocking,
'Cos it's fucking insane.
'Cos it's the pick of destiny,
More precious than a diamond,
On a platinum chain.
In Venice Beach there was a man named Kage,
When he was busking he was all of the rage.
He met Jables and he taught him well;
All the techniques that were de-veloped in hell.
Cock pushups and the power slide,
Gig simulation now there's nowhere to hide.
They formed a band they named Tenacious D,
And then they got the pick of destiny.
'Cos it's the pick of destiny, child,
You know it will be rocking,
'Cos it's fucking insane.
'Cos it's the pick of destiny, child,
Our tasty moves are better,
Than a chicken Chow Mein.
'Cos he who is sleezy,
Is easy to please-y,
And she who is juicy,
Must be Loose-y Goose-y,
And he who is groovy,
Will be in my movie, so come on;
The wizard and the demon had a Battle Royale,
The demon almost killed him with an evil ka-pow.
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And thus the Demon said 'ow'!
'Cos it's the pick of destiny, child,
You know it will be rocking,
'Cos it's fucking insane.
'Cos it's the pick of destiny, child,
You know our Boogie's better,
Than-a Citizen Kane.
'Cos he who's a geezer,
Must live in my freezer,
And she who is Snarky,
Is full of malarky,
And he who is groovy,
Will be in my movie, so come on;
'Cos if you're a diva,
Then go to Geneva,
And if you're a croney,
Then suck on my boney,
And if you are groovy,
Then get in my movie,
It's called;
The pick of des-ti-ny,
The pick of des-ti-ny.