Pete's little tiny erect dick
No one knew what to do with it
Megan left 'cause she couldn't find it
Couldn't find it, Couldn't find it
Pete's little tiny erect dick
It's a quarter tall and a penny thick
If it were a blow pop, he'd only get one lick
Looks a lot like a pink cue tip
Pink Cue Tip, Pink Cue Tip
Pete's little tiny erect dick
Pete's little tiny erect dick
Can't satisfy anyone with it