I moved out to langley recently
With a plain and simple dream
Want to infiltrate some third-world place
And topple their regime
Those men in black
With their matching suitcases
Where everything's on a need-to-know basis
Agent's got that swagger
Everyone's so cloak and dagger
I'm feeling nervous but I'm really kinda wishin'
For an undercover mission
That's when the red alert came on the radio
And I put my earpiece on
Got my dark sunglasses on
And I had my weapon drawn
So I get my handcuffs
My Cyanide pills
My classified dossiers
Tappin' the phones like yeah
Shreddin' the files like yeah
I memorized all
The enemy spies
I gotta neutralize today
Yeah, it's a party in the C.I.A.
Yeah, it's a party in the C.I.A.
I've done a couple of crazy things
That have almost gotten me dismissed
Like terminate some head of state
Who wasn't even on my list
Burn that microfilm
Buddy will you
I'd tell you why but then I'd have to kill you
Need a quickie confession
We'll start a waterboarding' session
No hurry on the South American dictator
I'll assassinate him later
That's when he walked right in my laser sight
And my silencer was on
And my silencer was on
And another target 's gone!
We got our black ops
All over the world
From kazakhstan to bombay
Payin' the bribes like yeah
Pluggin' the leaks like yeah
Interrogating
The scum of the earth
We'll break 'em by the break of day
Yeah, it's a party in the C.I.A.
Yeah, it's a party in the C.I.A.
Need a country destabilized
Look no further we're your guys
We got snazzy suits and ties
And a better dental plan than the F.B.I.
Better put your hands up
And get in the van
Or else you'll get blown away
Staging a coup like yeah
Brainwashin' moles like yeah
We only torture
The folks we don't like
You're probably gonna be ok
Yeah, it's a party in the C.I.A.
Yeah, it's a party in the C.I.A.