My best friend Sarah went
to europe for the summer
My brother got kicked
out of school
Aw bummer Julian got laid in
the back seat of a hummer
And got arrested
Like Mel Gibson
I read
In the trades
That the NYSNC
boy is No way
But I threw up in Paris Hiltons closet
I got drunk and totally lost it
When I woke up
The first thing that
I thought of was
Oh My Kesha
Those hot Jimmy choos
Celebutons work in
the glamarazzi
Should've told my story
to the tabloids
Takes alot to get kicked
out of these parties
And almost get arrested
Like Mel Gibson
I don't
Recall at all
That I got like
Fifty phone calls
But I threw up in Paris Hiltons closet
I got drunk and totally lost it
When I woke up
The first thing that
I thought of was
Oh My Kesha
Those hot Jimmy choos
Of all the stupid things I've done
I'm the proudest of this bra
But this ones the best
But I threw up in Paris Hiltons closet
I got drunk and totally lost it
When I woke up
The first thing that
I thought of was
Oh My Kesha
Those hot Jimmy choos
Hey Paris I saw the saaaame
stuff at target
Hey Paris, whatcha gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do?
I totally lost it, la la la la
You're not fooling
me anymore
I threw up in Paris Hiltons closet
I got drunk and totally lost it
I threw up in Paris Hiltons closet
I got drunk and totally lost it
Tra la la