Ain't it hard to stumble and land in some funny lagoon?
Ain't it hard to stumble and land in some muddy lagoon?
Especially when it's 9 below zero and 3 o'clock in the afternoon.
Ain't gonna hang no picture, ain't gonna hang no picture frame.
Ain't gonna hang no picture, ain't gonna hang no picture frame.
Well, I might look like Robert Ford but I feel just like a Jesse James.
Well, I wish I was on some Australian mountain range.
Oh, I wish I was on some Australian mountain range.
I got no reason to be there, but I imagine it would be some kind of change.
I got my dark sunglasses, I got for good luck my black tooth.
I got my dark sunglasses, I'm carryin' for good luck my black tooth.
Don't ask me nothin' about nothin', I just might tell you the truth.
I got a woman in Jackson, I ain't gonna say her name.
I got a woman in Jackson, I ain't gonna say her name.
She's a brown-skin woman but I love her just the same.
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