Lyrics of
One's On The Way

They say to have her hair done, Liz flies all the way to France
and Jackie's seen in a disco tech doin' a brand new dance
and the White House social season should be glittering and gay
But here in Topeka the rain is a'fallin'
the faucet is a'drippin', and the kids are a'ballin'
One of them a'toddlin' and one is a'crawlin
And one's on the way
I'm glad that Raquel Welch just signed a million dollar pact
Now what was I doing, Jimmy get away from there
darn, there goes the phone
Hello, honey. What's the you say?
You're bringin' a few old army buddies home?
You're callin' from a bar?
Get away from there.
No, not you honey I was talkin' to the baby
Wait a minute honey the doorbell
Honey? Could you stop at the market and
Hello? Hello? Well, I'll be