I saw a spider I didn't scream
Cause I can belch The alphabet just double dog dare me
And I chose guitar over ballet
And I take these suckers down because they just get in my way
The way you look at me
Is kinda like a little sister
Rubbed by your goodbyes
And it leaves me nothing but blisters
So I don't want to be
One of the boys
One of the guys
Just give me a chance
To prove to you tonight
I just wanna be
One of the girls
Pretty in pearls
Not one of the boys
So over the summer something changed
I started reading 17 and shaving my legs
And I studied Lolita religiously
And I walked right into school and caught you drooling over me
Cause I know what you know
But now your gonna have to take a number
It's ok maybe one day
But not until I get my diamond ring
Cause I don't want to be
One of the boys
One of the guys
Just give me a chance
To prove to you tonight
I just wanna be
your homecoming queen
pin-up poster dream
Not one of the boys
I wanna be a flower
Not a dirty weed
And I wanna smell
Like roses not a baseball team
And I swear maybe one day
You're gonna wanna make out
Make out, make out
with me
(Don't wanna be)
So I don't want to be
One of the boys
One of the guys
Just give me a chance
To prove to you tonight
I just wanna be
One of the girls
Pretty in pearls
Not one of the boys