VERSE 1
September '75 I was 47 inches high
Mom said by Christmas I would have
A badass mother G.I. Joe,
For your little minds to blow
I still got beat up after class, yeah,
CHORUS
Now I'm big and important
One angry dwarf and
two hundred solemn faces are you
If you really want to see me
check the papers and the TV
Look who's telling who what to do
Kiss my ass goodbye
VERSE 2
Don't give me that bullshit, you know who I am
Kiss my ass goodbye
PIANO SOLO
BRIDGE
You'll be sorry one day
Yes you will, yes you will
You shouldn't push me around
'cause I will, yes I will
You will be sorry when I'm big
Yes you will, yes you will
You will be sorry
CHORUS